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Epic Woe – Part V

To read Part IV, please click here. To read Part I, click here.

One Friday in February 2006, I called out sick from work. I had had a terrible day at work on Thursday and needed a day to regroup. I probably spent most of that Friday afternoon in bed.

That evening, however, I went out with Carla and a mutual friend. My friend and I were sitting in a Quizno’s in Burbank while Carla chatted with someone on her cell phone outside. I confessed to my friend that I had feelings for Carla.

“Are you going to tell her?” he asked.

“I guess I have to,” I said. “I just don’t know when.”

Moments later, Carla came into the store and announced that she had just arranged a date for herself on Saturday. I couldn’t believe it. Just my luck. My friend and I started to laugh. But when we refused to let Carla in on the joke, she got annoyed. Eventually, my friend excused himself, and I told Carla the news.

“I have something to tell you,” I said.

“What is it?”

“You don’t know?”

“No.”

I hesitated, then managed to clumsily say, “I think I’m starting to get a crush on you.”

Carla smiled.

I drove Carla home that night, and we talked for a long time about many things. When it was all said and done, Carla told me she would be canceling her date on Saturday. Things were good for the moment, but the next two days would be two of the worst days of my life.

Continued in Part VI

Related posts:

  1. Epic Woe – Part IV
  2. Epic Woe – Part III
  3. Epic Woe – Part VI
  4. Epic Woe – Part II
  5. Fallout from “Epic Woe”
  1. Ben
    March 9th, 2009 at 11:09 | #1

    These short installment are incredible. I love the suspense.

  2. Mike
    March 9th, 2009 at 17:44 | #2

    Thanks, Ben. Glad you like the shorter installments. The woe really starts to mount in the upcoming posts, so stay tuned.

  3. Ben
    March 10th, 2009 at 08:09 | #3

    As Joey Lawrence so aptly stated, “Woah!”

  4. Ben
    March 10th, 2009 at 08:26 | #4

    Nope. Didn't work. Here's the link, however.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT4B-NJUcZE&feature=related

  5. Mike
    March 10th, 2009 at 10:19 | #5

    Thanks again, Ben. Perhaps I will edit that video clip to include my voice saying, very quickly, “Mike’s Tales of…” before Keanu says, “Whoah!”

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