My sophomore English teacher in high school once gave the class the following advice (what prompted this advice, I can’t remember): Don’t ever break up with someone over the phone, do it face-to-face. That’s some pretty good advice, I think. We also read To Kill a Mockingbird.

Anyway, if you read my last post, you will recall that I was once dumped via a letter. That was pretty lame, but it was better than a phone call, I guess. I imagine being dumped via email is even more humiliating, but probably not as bad as being dumped via a text message. In case you are wondering, yes, I have been broken up with via email (sort of…it’s complicated) but haven’t received the dreaded text message dump (yet).

So, my faithful readers, if you are comfortable doing so, please feel free to share any woeful breakup stories you may have in the comments.